With +50,000 apps the Apple App store seems to have a device for everything: from games, to running a business, to checking on flights, navigation and now sex.
Apple has maintained strict standards for permissible apps. It has refused entry for pornographic apps and even those sexually explicit come with a warning.
Drinks company Pepsi has come up with a new app that plays on the sexual urges of men without being inappropriate, however. A new app designed to promote the company’s Amp energy drink - “Amp Up Before You Score” - seeks to guide men into “scoring” with several types of women. Indeed, 24 “types” of women.
Let’s say you are trying to get with a “punk girl” the app will guide to a Wikipedia entry on punk so that you can feign interest in the subject.
A “treehugger”? The app will provide a fake carbon footprint offset to make you appear environmentally conscious. And so on and so on... :
Artist Aspiring Actress Athlete Bookworm Businesswoman Celebrity Cougar Dancer Foreign Exchange Student Goth Girl Indie Rock Girl Married Military Girl Nerd Out-Of-Your-League Girl Political Girl Princess Punk Rock Girl Rebound Girl Sorority Girl Treehugger Trouble Twins Women’s Studies Major
Every women is portrayed as a cartoon on the app. Click on her and lines will be revealed designed to help a guy score. The “sorority girl” is easy to get with thus the line revealed is “This shouldn’t be a problem.”
You can even maintain a “brag list” to keep count of all the women you sleep with and “whatever details you remember.”
Pepsi created a commercial for the app:
